I will soon forget the color of your eyes, and you'll forget mine.

I need a social media outlet to post on where nobody knows me tbh

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP

I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

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"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

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breakburnandends:

i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

vvhorebag:

postllimit:

bulbatsar:

THIS ISN’T NEWS

THIS ISN’T NEWS

THIS ISN’T NEWS

SHE WAS HAVING A C H I L D

breaking news: woman carrying another human inside her gets bigger than usual, has cravings for junk food