sexybritishllama:

u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold

(via heyxkid)

deerpong:

darrynek:

how to cheat on your significant other: R2, R2, L1, L2, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP.

Thanks a lot you liar I just spawned a Ferrari on top of my girlfriend now she’s fucking dead

(Source: panerasexual, via heyxkid)

thehomocaust:

sometimes when people lose an appendage
their brain doesn’t want to let go
and it feels like it’s still there
like something is missing when it shouldn’t be
what i’m trying to say
is that it’s 8:30 pm on a monday afternoon
and i miss you like a fucking limb

(via imthejesusofsuburbia)

perks of being a girl

  • I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners

(Source: fatandfemme, via of-miceandpaige)

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

(via of-miceandpaige)

algrenion:

algrenion:

i could listen to most irish people talking for hours on end

i mean not at the same time or anything that would be terrifying but you know

[voices of 3 million irish people]

T O P   O   T H E   M O R N I N’   T O   Y A

(via faerhiess)

youtubes5ever:

idealisthymnal:

aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

image

I laughed so fucking hard jesus

(via faerhiess)

tamagrouchi:

why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God

(via faerhiess)