nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

(via tthinwhiteline)

endiot:

hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

(via tthinwhiteline)

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

(Source: bingeeaterghoul, via tthinwhiteline)

perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

(via iseethelove-iseethehate)

nynamo:

oh hey seems like a nice post  i guess ill reblo-

image

nevermind

(via imthejesusofsuburbia)

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(via streamers-n-shit)

Reblog if you think Nash Grier is a dick.

actionables:

I’m trying to prove a point to my friend who is his biggest fan and defends him constantly through all the shit he does, because "you can’t hate Nash".

(Source: actionables, via streamers-n-shit)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

image

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teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

(via lloganmusic)

Done done done done done done done

For serious wanna cry because I’m so mad